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Day 1:  God shut the door to the ark.  Feels like I forgot something.  Oh well, too late now.
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Noah
Day 2:  Remembered what I forgot--toothbrush and deodorant.  Eh, it's just family, right?
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Noah
Day 3:  Someone came knocking today.  Thought we were a preschool & daycare.
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Noah
Day 5:  Sitting and waiting.  Quite relaxing, actually.  Should have done this years ago!
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Noah 
Day 7:  Sounds like someone pouring water onto the roof.  Weird.
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Day 8:  A lot of screaming and mayhem going on outside.  So thankful to be in the ark!

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Day 19:  Nothing like lying in bed listening to the sound of rain outside.  Don’t wanna get up!
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Noah
Day 47:  The rain stopped.  Now I can’t sleep.

Noah's Wife  Now I can sleep.  You don’t snore when you’re awake.                   
Japheth  Got a song on my heart today:  “I can see clearly now, the rain is gone!” 
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Noah
Day 72:  Caught Ham’s wife trying to light a match in the elephant room.  We really dodged a bullet today!

Ham's Wife  “Flammable” and “Explosive” are so not the same thing.  You need to change your sign! 
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Noah
Day 157:  Feels like we’ve run aground.  Door still closed, though.
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Noah
Day 269:  The crew seems to be suffering from cabin fever.

Ham's Wife  Well, yah.  You won’t even open the window!
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Noah
Day 270:  Opened the window today.

Ham's Wife  Should have done that, like, weeks ago!
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Noah
Day 271:  Doing a little experiment with a raven and a dove.  The wife doesn’t get it.

Noah's Wife  You’re the one who doesn’t get it.
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Noah
Day 272:  The dove came back.

Noah's Wife  You see?  I told you a dove would never mate with a raven!
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Noah
Day 273:  Curious.  Ever since I opened the window, the dogs have had their heads hanging out.
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Noah
Day 320:  Celebrated my 600th birthday! Kids gave me a parrot that’s been next to the roosters, so it crows.  However, unlike roosters, it doesn’t wait until morning to crow. Thinking of trading it for a rabbit or hamster.  Or a rooster.
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Noah
Day 377:  God opened the door.  In the scramble to get out, one of the winged unicorns was trampled to death, leaving the last surviving female with no mate.  So sad.
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Noah
So beautiful!  Thank you, God, for your promise!

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Noah planted a vineyard in FarmVille!
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Noah
Just signed a deal for a new reality show, "Big Brother: Ark Edition!"  I'm going to become a household name!